About Author: Brian Mortimer

Hi there. My name is Brian, but my friends call me Morty. I'm 5'-11", a Sagittarius, hung like a dwarf Shetland pony, and enjoy long walks on nude beaches...... Married, have a son, love being a jackass and my sense of humor is a bit twisted. Its that twisted humor that allowed Tristan (creator/owner of this site) and my life to cross paths long before CBR, where he was a dedicated member of my website. But being a father and other items in my life that take priority, my twisted humor website had to come to an end. So now I can still feed my addiction of being on the web and release my severe case of textual diarrehea by being a writer here on CBR. Hold your nose and read my stuff!

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